I used to work at a pharmacy as a cashier. I worked there for years. It was an easy job. Prime location near the city. Lots of opportunities for me to talk and engage with people. (My heart’s desire)
So one day a middle aged woman hurries in and asks/tells me she needs a “disposable” camera. (Quotations explained momentarily) I was helping another customer finalize their purchase when the woman asks/tells me again that she needs a “disposable” camera. I tell her they are on the far side of the register along the wall. She walks over and 30 seconds later yells “These say Single-Use”.

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